My Rocking Cradle

In my son’s understanding, I was to be blamed for this:
 

Little Dynamo: (coughing while we were cuddling on the bed, sleeping time)
Me: You’re coughing because of those chocolates you ate. That was a lot of chocolate.
LD: Because I ate a lot of chocolates? Because you gave me a lot of chocolates?
Me: (quiet - he was [...]

Breakfast time. 
Little Dynamo: Chips, please.
Me: No. Finish the bread first.
Me: Drink your juice.
Little Dynamo: (pointing to his full mouth) Finish first.
 
We were reading a book titled “The Happy Prince”.
Me: “One day, on the way south, a swallow stopped by the statue”. This (pointing to the swallow) is a bird.
Little Dynamo: No, mommy no. Swallow (made [...]